Here is a short list of things I was before I resorted to This.

Sous chef at a Michelin Star restaurant.

Micro-record-label founder.

Food stylist & photographer.

Music video director guy.

Wannabe Screenwriter.

Graphic designer.

Art snob.

Father of cats.

Voted best boyfriend of the year.

John Cassavetes fanboy.

Overthinker.

Font dork.

Former “weed guy”.

Aphex twin freak.

Overindulger.

Grandma’s favorite grandson.

“You’re a copywriter in an art director’s body.”

– Jason Bagley.