Here is a short list of things I was before I resorted to advertising.

Sous chef at a Michelin Star restaurant.

Independent record label founder.

Food stylist & food photographer.

Music video director.

Screenwriter.

Graphic designer.

Art snob.

Father of cats.

Voted best boyfriend of the year.

Real funny guy.

John Cassavetes superfan.

Chronic overthinker.

Web designer.

Type nerd.